the banning of “female presenting nipples” and nsfw did absolutely nothing. just as many porn bots are here, if not more. they still spam follow you/target your blog and comment with links/etc on your posts. the only thing this ban has done is delete beautiful gifsets/edits/graphics that so many people worked really hard on. yikes
shit lads sorry this looks like a vent post but i was in my living room w/ my mom and we were watching that show finding bigfoot and i was scrolling on tumblr and without thinking, not registering this is my Mom next to me , i said “bigfoot is a dilf”
and my mom stared at Me and she w as like “what. whats a dilf blaine???” and i just “……” and then
and then she went on her phone and searched it bc shes the type of person that Has to know whats up and what im saying she has 2 understand ALL lingo and her fuckin. her face. her fucking face when she looked at me . she looked so ashamed. she birthed me and raised me and i told her
to her face
that bigfoot was a dilf
how. how the fukc do i go on im hiding in my room and we just ordered pizza how do i go on im starving but i cant look at her she looked so aahsmed im
today in “things that didnt really happen”
you are a reylo fanblog but u wanna educate ME on things that could never happen……Okay.
ive reblogged this post before but this is my first time seeing this INSANE clapback… rip that guy….
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker
to me the funniest line in spider verse that certainly wasn’t meant to be funny was when peter was like “my uncle ben died” and noir was like “my uncle benjamin died” like he had to say it like that he couldn’t just say mine too
Noir’s “In my dimension it’s 1933” line is funny to me for reasons I can’t explain. A lot of Noir dialogue is meant to be goofy but even the lines that aren’t are funny somehow
